Random Jokes

**Katanga** Wed 28 May 2008, 18:16

So there's three guys on a plane. They each have a lunch with them. The first guy opens his lunch bag and finds

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. He throws the core out the window. The second opens his bag and finds

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and throws the peel out the window. Then the third guy opens his bag and finds

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. He shrugs and throws the bomb out his window. So then they land, and start walking. They see a kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because and apple core fell from nowhere and hit me on the head!" Then they reach a second kid crying. "Why are you crying?" they ask. "Because a banana peel fell from the sky and I slipped on it!" So then they reach a third kid who is laughing

and they ask him what's so funny. He says:

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**funmaster** Fri 30 May 2008, 22:59

**Ernie** Sat 31 May 2008, 10:06

**Katanga** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:12

ernie that's kinda spam

**Katanga** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:12

... but so what we don't have strict rules about spamming! lol clap

**Ernie** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:16

Yee-haw!

beradc54 Wed 04 Jun 2008, 16:48

What does a baby sound like in a blender?

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**Katanga** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:07

lol Berad

I just made this one up:
Who became pregnant with Chuck Norris's mom?

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**Ernie** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:16

Chuck Norris became pregnant?

**Katanga** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:17

exactly!

**Ernie** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:18

**Katanga** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

I dunno ok whatever

here

Chuck Norris is so mean he threatened to kill me if I didn't add this here instead of the chuck norris section

**Ernie** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 18:20

Ah, okay...

**funmaster** Fri 06 Jun 2008, 03:44

**Katanga** Sat 07 Jun 2008, 22:07

you guys are such fruit pies

mmm... fruit pie...

loud m Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33

i shot bambi

**Katanga** Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:33

POOR BAMBI!!! WHY???

loud m Mon 16 Jun 2008, 21:44

i was hungry

beradc54 Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:51

by loud m on Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:44

i was hungry

lol!

**Ernie** Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43

You should have made Bambi Nuggets and marketed them.

beradc54 Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:41

Re: Random Jokes
by Ernie Today at 09:43

You should have made Bambi Nuggets and marketed them.
Ernie
Cheese Head

Posts : 292
Joined : 30 May 2008

So true!

**Ernie** Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:48

Or Bambi lunchmeat...

beradc54 Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54

Don't ruin it ernie!

**Ernie** Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:56

But Bambi nuggets will be less abundant.

beradc54 Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:07

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