Re: Random Jokes

**kareljanis** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20

10art1 wrote:Ja miluju does that mean do you wanna be friends?

It means I love.

**10art1** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:08

oops

its so hard to learn so many languages!

**Katanga** Fri 25 Jul 2008, 01:13

haha lol

あなたたち口をきかないばかはあなたがこれを読むことができないほどおかしいです、それで、あなたの顔〔表面〕で私はあなたたちの全てを所有しています！

**kareljanis** Sat 26 Jul 2008, 00:55

من حالات المادة يمكن وصفها بأنها غاز متأين تكون فيه الإلكترونات حرة وغير مرتبطة بالذرة أو بالجزيء.

على النقيض من الغازات فإن للبلازما صفاتها الخاصة. يؤدي التأين

**10art1** Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:05

No fair! Both of you used a translator!

**10art1** Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:11

وأيضا في تلك القضية ، انا اقول فقط اخرس المادة الى الحاله على انها واخراج الريح الساخنه الكلب حتى يقع من ويحصل على دهس من قبل سائق مجنون سكران اكل الكعك فطيرة

**kareljanis** Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:57

sadanaperkala!

**10art1** Wed 30 Jul 2008, 13:30

Yukar me tungus!

**Katanga** Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:48

khafe shan hendoone!

now that was not a translater Wink

I said "shut up watermelon!" in Iranian

**10art1** Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:21

how many languages do you speak?

**kareljanis** Thu 07 Aug 2008, 11:24

2, english and czech. i also know a little french.

**10art1** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:12

Yeah, me too. I know english and russian. the rest I know little

**funmaster** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 22:07

just english Sad

**10art1** Sun 10 Aug 2008, 14:13

ah, its ok for a 7 year old to be an n word to society

**Katanga** Fri 15 Aug 2008, 00:21

I speak 3 languages fluently - English, Farsi, and French (I learned Farsi as a baby; then some English through daycare; then French through school grades k, 1, 2, 3; then got even better at English. And I speak Farsi at home.)

anyway, time for more jokes!

There's no future in time travel.

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Top 10 Reasons For Being French
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
2. It's easy being a soap dodger
3. You get to eat shitty little things like snails and frog's legs
4. You know what you are ordering in expensive restaurants
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons far away from your own doorstep
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star
8. If there's a war you can surrender really early
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just Darn in a hole
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're crap

**kareljanis** Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:02

pteri forever Fri 15 Aug 2008, 22:33

how many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to sue the electricity company, one to sue the electritian who wired the house, and one to sue the lightbulb manufacturer

**kareljanis** Sat 16 Aug 2008, 00:05

how many katanga's does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

MMM Sat 16 Aug 2008, 07:16

How many americans does it take too screw in a lightbulb?

4,006 1 to screw in the lihtbulb and the other 4,005 to debate whether he should screw in the lightbulb

**Katanga** Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:47

pteri forever wrote:how many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. one to sue the electricity company, one to sue the electritian who wired the house, and one to sue the lightbulb manufacturer

the lawyer doesnt do the suing. the client does. the lawyer deals with the judge Rolling Eyes

MMM Sat 16 Aug 2008, 18:59

A man alks u too a lawyer:
man: what is your career?
lawyer: i'm a lwayer
man: what do you pay?
Lawyer: 100 bucks every 4 questions
man: isn't that terribky expensive?
lawyer: yesn now what's your wth question?

pteri forever Sun 17 Aug 2008, 01:35

two people meet in the street. one says he can predict the future. The other one wants to know what his future is, and asks him. He then said "i believe you are going to lose a lot of money soon", he says. He pauses for awhile, and then says, "ok, that would be 5000 dollars for reading your future"

**Katanga** Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:42

pteri forever Sun 17 Aug 2008, 20:45

MMM Mon 18 Aug 2008, 16:48

He tell funny joke.

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