Blond Jokes

rutz342 Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29

Fire away...

**kareljanis** Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:30

i got nothing

**Katanga** Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:21

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

**Katanga** Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:23

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

**Katanga** Fri 01 Aug 2008, 14:24

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

**10art1** Sun 03 Aug 2008, 14:53

A blond was in a field rowing a boat. another blonde on the highway nearby pulled over. he yelled at the guy in the boat "get out of that field! you give us blonds a bad name! why if I could swim, I would totally beat you up!"

**Katanga** Sun 03 Aug 2008, 14:59

**10art1** Sun 03 Aug 2008, 15:00

At a construction zone, 4 construction workers were lunching: A black haired, a brown haired, a red haired, and a blond haired. The black haired says if I get a turkey sandwich again I'll commit suicide. The brown says If I get a chicken sandwich I'll commit suicide. The red head said if I get a pork sandwich again, I'll commit suicide. the blond said If I get balogna again, I'll commit suicide. The next day the black said his wife packed him chicken, the brown got pork, the red got turkey, and the blond got bologna, so he committed suicide. The other three went to his house and asked his wife how she dared to give him bologna again. the blond's wife said "I didn't pack his lunch! He packs his own!"

**Katanga** Wed 06 Aug 2008, 16:47

omfg art that's so funny! rofl

haha that blond is such an a.sshole he packed his lunch something that'll make him commit suicide

**10art1** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:23

I couldn't explain this in words so I drew a picture: Blond Jokes Sillyblond

**10art1** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 08:24

blonds would do just about anything for a girl

**kareljanis** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 12:01

that guy could be katanga as well

**10art1** Sat 09 Aug 2008, 19:29

or me. I acn never find good girls because everyone thinks I'm a nerd!

pteri forever Thu 14 Aug 2008, 21:48

Katanga wrote:A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

dude all pizzas have 8 slices

**Katanga** Thu 14 Aug 2008, 23:53

pteri forever wrote:dude all pizzas have 8 slices

I honestly have no comment

and karel I think that would be you

**kareljanis** Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:01

maybe, but you would be a better explanation

**Katanga** Sun 17 Aug 2008, 18:44

If I was about to die from thirst, kinda obvious that I'd go for the water not the chick Rolling Eyes

**chester12** Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:51

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

**chester12** Sat 30 Aug 2008, 09:09

Katanga wrote:There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

Horribly Funny.LOL!! Very Happy

**chester12** Sat 30 Aug 2008, 09:11

Katanga wrote:A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I don't get it....? Sad

**chester12** Sat 30 Aug 2008, 12:50

chester12 wrote:
Katanga wrote:A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

I don't get it....?

Never mind. Now I get it

**10art1** Wed 24 Dec 2008, 09:42

Katanga wrote:omfg art that's so funny! haha that blond is such an a.sshole he packed his lunch something that'll make him commit suicide

your laugh makes me laugh. i mean really. it's so funny your head popped off

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