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Post  Katanga Tue 19 Aug 2008, 14:42

ya
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Post  pteri forever Wed 20 Aug 2008, 02:19

hmm, i'll try to think of some more...
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Post  pteri forever Thu 21 Aug 2008, 21:43

ok how about this i saw somewhere:

one day a fat man trying to lose weight saw an ad in the newspaper. It said "LOSE 5 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned the company right away. The next day there was a cute girl at the door, waving a sign that said "If you get me, I'm yours". He started running after the girl and after a week he was 5 kg lighter. Later he saw another ad in the newspaper from the same company, "LOSE 10 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned them again. The next day an even cuter girl was at the door, waving another sign saying "If you get me, I'm yours". He started chasing the girl and a week later he was 10 kg lighter. Then he saw a third ad in the newspaper, again from the same company, "LOSE 20 KG IN A WEEK!" He telephoned them a final time, wondering what the next girl was going to look like. The next day chuck norris was at the door, waving a sign that said "If I get you, you're mine!"
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Post  chester12 Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:01

A rope walked into a bar.
"Can i have a drink?"
"We don't serve to ropes" Said the bartender
So the rope went to another bar and said:
"Can I have a drink?"
Then the bartender said:
"We don't serve drinks to ropes."
So then when the rope went out he took some scissors and cut himself up. Then he went into another bar and said:
"Can I have a drink?"
Then the bartender asked:
"Are you a rope?"
Then the rope replied:
"I'm afraid not!"

Bouncing Dudes rofl poke clap clap lol! alien dance alien dance
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Post  chester12 Fri 29 Aug 2008, 11:06

[b] If at first you don't succeed.. DO NOT TRY SKY DIVING knight meteor katanga loud-m kareljanis 7purple7 funmaster guitar dancer superman skateboarder superman dude on moped dude on moped dude on moped alien dance alien dance alien dance alien dance alien dance cool peace
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Post  Katanga Fri 29 Aug 2008, 15:09

lmao to all three jokes
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Post  chester12 Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:15

Thanks
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Post  pteri forever Thu 04 Sep 2008, 03:16

ahh yes, thanks.

now that reminds me:

If at first you don't succeed you cry and cry again.

and another saying:

Early to rise and early to bed
makes life so boring I wish I was dead.
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Post  funmaster Thu 04 Sep 2008, 03:47

someones given some bread thats buttered on both sides. that somebody says: theres something wrong with this bread: its yellow and slipery.
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Post  chester12 Sat 06 Sep 2008, 08:38

you guys are all nerds. Come on, I only know the following words:

un duex trois quatre singe seis sept weit neux duex onze douz treiz (I know up to 20 but I don't wanna go on)
The spanish numbers up to ten (I learned it from dora)
Anakala(Hawaiian, probably protugese or something) Anake Aloha Mahalo (Thank you)
Toit (Roof in french) Franchais seux de pantalon du ski
skis balle pourqoui

I also know mostly all thoughs famous building and where they are.

Big Ben-London
The eiffel tower-Paris
The sidney oprea house-Australia
The sears tower-Toronto
The spining restaurant-Winnipeg Manitoba (I went there) Very Happy

I also know algebra....I know, i'm just 9. Long divison, all that stuff.
a+bXc-b=x
A=3 3+2x1-2=x
B=2 3+2-2=x
C=1
X=3
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Post  pteri forever Sat 06 Sep 2008, 15:38

I bet you don't know the cosine rule!
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Post  chester12 Wed 10 Sep 2008, 15:54

No I do not but I do know how to spell the expanded form of CPR.

Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation Very Happy
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Post  10art1 Wed 24 Dec 2008, 09:38

chester12 wrote:No I do not but I do know how to spell the expanded form of CPR.

Cardio Pulmonary resuscitation Very Happy

wrong! its Cardiopulmonary resuscitation duh! everyone (except appearently you) knows that
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Post  chester12 Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:36

what about funmaster? How old is he? 7
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Post  10art1 Tue 30 Dec 2008, 06:50

noone knows *ominous music*
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Post  pteri forever Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:15

7, 8 on the 5th of january, and she's a girl.
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Post  Johnywilko Wed 31 Dec 2008, 01:21

My nose knows that
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Post  Zusdil Thu 01 Jan 2009, 05:49

pteri forever wrote:7, 8 on the 5th of january, and she's a girl.
Is se?????????????????????????????
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Post  chester12 Thu 01 Jan 2009, 17:25

HES A SHE?!??!!?
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Post  10art1 Thu 01 Jan 2009, 18:34

She's not a he?!? damn. I hate that. last time katanga killed me for thinking he was a she. whoops Embarassed
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Post  funmaster Fri 02 Jan 2009, 00:47

chester12 wrote:HES A SHE?!??!!?
yes, i am. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post  chester12 Fri 09 Jan 2009, 21:42

wow.

WAY!!!!!! 3 AGAINST FIVE BOYS!!!! YAY!
im a girl like absent and you
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Post  10art1 Tue 20 Jan 2009, 17:39

your a girl too? They should put people's geneder in bold!
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Post  chester12 Sat 31 Jan 2009, 11:39

My picture is showing kitty getting abused with water. Surprised
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Post  10art1 Sat 31 Jan 2009, 12:30

My picture is the creators of MYNK falling... falling... falling... how does the bloons monkey get so high? and how high is he? or is the monkey a she? if you fall, will you get hurt? die? is chester's cat dirty? did the water clean it? is that cat sinta who fell in mud?
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