Re: Granted

**Ernie** Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:00

Granted, but they all get you killed.

I wish for a duck that cannot kill me or hurt me in any way.

This is the 100th post on this thread. Just thought you may want to know...

**Katanga** Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:59

*Ernie, that's the 101st post (you count replies + 1 - the starting post that comes with the topic)

The duck hits the trigger of a gun that shoots you (the duck doesn't hurt you... the gun does!)

I wish for watermelon

pteri forever Tue 01 Jul 2008, 03:52

granted. It appears watermelon is the name of a dead fish.

i wish i could fly

**10art1** Sat 05 Jul 2008, 17:42

wish granted, but they're american dollars, and you go to canada and exchange them for 95, then back to american for no extra, then back to canadian for 90.15, then back to american, etc. until all you have left is 95% of a penny!

**Ernie** Mon 07 Jul 2008, 15:27

Granted, but you didn't make a wish.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

**kareljanis** Sat 12 Jul 2008, 00:10

granted anyway

I wish for something to happen

pteri forever Sat 12 Jul 2008, 03:10

granted, but something bad happens.
I wish that cherry

and

were the same

**10art1** Sat 12 Jul 2008, 11:15

granted, but when you ate a cherry it turned out to be a live anglerfish head lol

pteri forever Mon 14 Jul 2008, 22:17

I wish for the nine of diamonds

**10art1** Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:12

wish granted, but you die in a way I cannot explain (or am too lazy to)

pteri forever Tue 15 Jul 2008, 16:24

wish denied.

i wish for Exclamation

**funmaster** Tue 15 Jul 2008, 17:08

it kills me
drops food that isnt poisenous

**10art1** Wed 16 Jul 2008, 05:42

My cat eats it, but it goes crazy and scratches me to death

**10art1** Wed 16 Jul 2008, 05:43

oh yeah! I forgot Embarassed

*drops a hot ogre (ernie) off the faco of the earth

**kareljanis** Sun 20 Jul 2008, 01:05

wreplaying granted, not suicide game

**10art1** Sun 20 Jul 2008, 05:32

double oops Embarassed

Change "drops" to "I wish Ernie would fall" and remove the second ernie (one is more than enough)

**kareljanis** Sun 20 Jul 2008, 11:44

granted but he falls on you

i wish for a stick

pteri forever Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:32

granted but my dog stole it.

**kareljanis** Sun 20 Jul 2008, 23:07

i wish for a vending machine

pteri forever Mon 21 Jul 2008, 02:51

wish granted but you already have one.

i wish for.

**kareljanis** Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:22

granted but its actually a bomb

i wish for a car

**10art1** Mon 21 Jul 2008, 19:18

granted, but it's a hot wheels car.

I wish for 3 more wishes

**kareljanis** Sun 27 Jul 2008, 14:51

granted but u can only wish for stuff that harm you

i wish for a ruler

pteri forever Sun 27 Jul 2008, 23:22

you get the king of idiots.

i wish for a custard-filled donut

**kareljanis** Mon 28 Jul 2008, 00:10

granted but it's been completely eaten ecxept for a crumb

i wish for my money back

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