Re: The Suicide Game

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 18:00

it kills me somehow

*drops stick*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 21:43

It goes up my but and it cracks my head open

*drops these two guys: vomit

"

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 21:58

One of them pukes in my mouth, choking me

*drops flashlight*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 21:59

the flashlight flashes in my eyes and threatens to blind me unless I make Karel an admin so I make him and admin and then he uses admin powers to kill me.

*drops Jesus*

I know Laughing

Jesus! Like what the hell!
lmao

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:01

Jesus finds out im not christian and kills me

*drops Buddha*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:07

Buddha finds out I'm not uh whatever religion he has (sorry i can't remember) and calls me a j.ackass so I ask him, "Bouda, do u want some Gouda?"
He says,
"No, I prefer Edam!"
And I say,
"Really, me too, but since ur name rhymes with gouda I thought u might like it. Is it like the cheese of ur religion?"
"No it comes from the netherlands, u son of a b.itch!"
"Oh, okay then. But I don't have edam. How'bout havarty?"
"Provolone!"
"Great let's play cheese and crackers, pajama sam!"
"Sweet!"
So we play and when we're done I eat the cheese and I choke on it and die.

*drops that story*

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:08

buddha is buddhist

The story somehow kills me in a magical way
*drops PM*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:11

Since "PM" is only two words and 2 + (2+[2/2]-[2/2=2/2]) = 3 and 21 is made out of digits 2 and 1 and 2 + 1 = 3 and we all know of the evilness of the number 21! So I die.

here's the video for the number 21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbv1DNQqbdc

*drops pink sticky note*

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:13

sticky note sticks me tothe ground forever

*drops ~~sorry this area must be censored for younger viewers~~*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:16

Karel that's inappropriate there are some younger users I'm deleting that

*drops a real taco that's edible*

**kareljanis** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:18

they wont understnad! ive asked all my friends, some who are experts on inappropriate slang, and they dont know what pink taco is either!

anyway, the taco is poisonous i eat it i die

*drops @*

**Katanga** Sun 01 Jun 2008, 22:24

the @ sign is written in white ink so I can't see it and I die of swearing

*drops whale*

**kareljanis** Mon 02 Jun 2008, 20:33

the whale lands on me. u can guess the rest

*drops ^*

**Ernie** Mon 02 Jun 2008, 21:11

It goes up and stabs me.

*drops meteor

*

**kareljanis** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 18:22

the meteor falls and kills me

*drops /*

**Ernie** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 18:33

It stabs me.

*drops paper*

**Katanga** Tue 03 Jun 2008, 19:08

the paper folds into a gun and shoots me
drops pie

**kareljanis** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 21:50

the pie wasnt in between *'s, which made it blow up

*drops keys*

**Katanga** Wed 04 Jun 2008, 22:21

I tried to find the guy who's keys it was and then I stumbled into a door, used the keys, and then inside was yo mama so fat who ate me

*drops "*"*

**kareljanis** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 09:22

I stepped on "*", stabbing myself in the foot. as a was hopping around, i fell off a cliff.

*drops $*

**Katanga** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 18:06

The sharp part of "$" poked me and I died of blood loss

*Drops unicycle*

**kareljanis** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 19:24

the unicycle hit me in the head

*drops ~*

**Katanga** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 19:36

The ~ came and stuck itself up my butt and then through my nerves and arteries and into my brain and cracked it in half so I died.

*drops mars*

**kareljanis** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 19:55

mars crushes me

*drops envelope*

**Katanga** Thu 05 Jun 2008, 19:56

the envelope opens and seals me inside and I suffocate

*drops eye dropper*

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